So i received a message out of the blue from a skype use that wanted to add me to his contacts...
What he sent:
"Your surrender to my hand will mark the first of many pleasures. You will wait in anticipation as I do what I wish to you. Your body will be an offering to me. I will enter you, restrain you, lead you through the orgasmic valley and its chasms of quivering release. And when the day turns to night you will lay spent, satisfied, gasping in bewilderment of how your instrument had been played and the song shall echo within your ears for days to follow. I will deprive you of your right to look upon me. You will be blindfolded and thrown to your knees. You will don the cloak of lust for lost within the deciphering of hearts -motives bleed red behind blackened veil.
Yeaup. I got sex messaged xD
I thought it was hilarious, so I thought I would share~